Out of ConTEXT

guys seriously my copy of gatsby broke and right now the book ends with gay sex

every sale of a Nintendo console or game helps him keep his body ready

now i know they got some goddamn sadistic level designers at nintendo

and Obama might have been there too, can’t really remember

2spooky owlbutts

“Do you have any scissors?”

“No, I’m afraid you’ll run with them.”

“He’s been awful sassy lately. I think it’s because he’s been listening to smooth jazz.”

“I got in big trouble. I had to write a letter and everything.”

“That is some delicious word choice.”

“You will see the finger sausage.”